Taylor Swift's new "Blank Space" music video sparks a lot of questions, including "Where did it go?" since it keeps disappearing from the Internet. (Don't worry, we've got it in full, below). Beyond that, though, there's just a lot to take in: portrait painting, equestrian tricks, crop tops, sad deer, man capes, etc. Here, we break the video down by the numbers, because someone has to assign some reason and order to these 4 minutes and 33 seconds of madness:
20: Different outfits for Taylor
This includes 3 crop tops, 4 sparkly dresses, 2 pairs of '50s-influenced high-waisted shorts, and this one moody, Beyoncé-inspired number:
12: Different outfits for Sean (the hot male model, as if you haven't already Googled him)
Including this lovely man cape that billows in the wind.
1.5: Total kissing moments in the video
Probz because everyone's spending so much time in those 32 wardrobe changes?
13: Animals featured
Counting all those birds flying out of Taylor and Sean's Love Tree was NOT EASY. But we got 6. (And then there's the deer, the horses, the 3 dogs, and one very famous cat, among others.)
1: Olivia Benson cameo
Taylor's new cat, not the Law & Order: SVU character.
0: Different outfits for the video's various animals
Unfair.
3: Weapons wielded
Scary kitchen knife, car-bashing golf club (Golf Digest speculates it's a 7-iron, which is totally within the scope of what they should be writing about), shirt-ruining scissors. 4 weapons total if you include FIRE, which Taylor uses to destroy Sean's clothes.
7: Different hairstyles for Taylor
Because Taylor wasn't mixing it up enough with her TWENTY outfit changes.
1: Different hairstyles for Sean
Why mess with perfection?6: Hot man glances from Sean
Not that he gives non-hot glances.
1: Number of Jonas brothers married at the castle where the video was filmed
Kevin, to clarify.
18,500: Dollars you'd have to spend to rent out this castle for a night
Sean O'Pry not included.
5: Extra dramatic slo-mo moments
Not that there is such a thing as a non-dramatic slo-mo moment, but really:
1: Awkward line from Sean
Seriously, is this real?
18: Things destroyed
Flowers thrown, makeup ruined, phone drowned, clothes burned. All of the things bye-bye.
2: Elaborate four-poster beds featured in key scenes
0: Nightstands next to those beds
Where is Sean going to put his iPhone? That's not practical. BUT THEN, AGAIN NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE:
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